Faced with the proverbial rock and hard place, Ralphie boy is the only reasonable choice for American voters in this presidential year.
They haven't done a Ralph-centric episode in years.
Burn 'em all Ralphie, burn 'em all.
Just look at his history, everything he has had to say is on the record, and I back him in his bid for the most powerful office in the world, my cat's breath smells like cat food too:
Domestic policy:
"I flushed a potato down the toilet and now we have to live in a hotel"
"I wanna be a triangle!
International Relations:
"I'm going to Africa to see lions and giraffes and monkeys and Santa and... "
Homeland Security:
"(On fire) In my house we call them "uh ohs".
"My daddy shoots people"
Education:
"Me fail English? That's unpossible"
Healthcare:
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there
AND the one that makes me laugh the hardest:
Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
Me too Ralph, me too.
I Choo-choo choose you Ralph
