Aside from obsessing on Championship Manager, yet again...
It features stories about the guy they shouldn't have brought home, but did. Never have I seen the phrase "whiskey-dick" thrown around with such abandon.
Texts From Last Night
Featuring classic texts such as
(310): im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
(925): Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I have just killed your next day of productivity.... enjoy the misadventures of others.
EDITED TO INCLUDE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS
3 days ago