The NBA All-Star BReak saw the trading away of my least favourite Raptor, Jamario Moon, known for bad defence and taking stupid shots out of range way too early in the shot clock.
To Honour this great day in Raptor history, I am about to cruxify a classic. Enjoy:
In the General Manager's room
There was a telephone
And a red balloon
And a picture of -
And there was one Jermaine O'Neal sitting on a chair
And two Miami Heat
And a slicked back Pat Riley
And a man called the Matrix
And a young backup point guard
And a cry and a crush and a bowl full of losses
And Jose on crutches whispering hush
Goodnight O'Neal jumping over the Moon
Goodnight Reilly and the two Heat
And goodnight Bosh
Goodnight losses and goodnight stupid threes
Goodnight ACC and goodnight Riley
Goodnight guards and goodnight Kopono's minutes
Goodnight nobody, goodnight mush
And goodnight to Jose on crutches whispering "hush"
Goodnight noises everywhere .....
Good night Moon. May the door not hit you on the ass on the way out of town.
On the other hand, Jermaine O'Neil, when that overinflated contract is up, please, come on back. You are OK in my books. You are the first player in NBA history to be thrown out of their own bobblehead night, henceforth known as Joe-Neil.
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