Wednesday, October 8, 2008

During my fake Presidency

PAris Hilton is running for President, or at least putting videos up on Funny or Die.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

In her first video, she gave her plan to get America off of foreign fuels, and it sounded as reasonable as the actual candidates... even though she was poolside.

This one, she has history's most esteemed Fake President, Josiah Bartlett, there to help her campaign.

"During my Fake Presidency, the kitchen is often where we went to debate the fake issues of our time."

Forget Paris Hilton, Bartlett for President... he was a Fake Economist, and the economy is all fake anyway. It should be as effective as the Obama/McCain idea of a celebrity Treasury Secretary (and no, I'm not kidding, I think even suggesting appointing Warren Buffet as Treasury Secretary is low level pandering to a culture with limited attention span).