Since the Raptors aren't in the playoffs, I have some time on my hands. I could waste it playing Championship Manager 01/02 (greatest sports sim ever), or I could put my energy to a productive use.
My plan, I want to take my shovel and dig up the runway here at the airport, to keep all you swine-flu fuckers out of my town.
I'm sure the authorities, the retail sector, the tourism cabal and common sense will intervene to stop me, but whenever there is an announcement of an outbreak of any kind, my first thought is:
STOP ALL THE PLANES.
15 hours ago