Friday, February 29, 2008

Deja Vu

After reading this letter from Jack Hicks to Nunatsiaq News, I got a really bad case of deja vu... or, like Yogi Berra said, it is like Deja Vu all over again.

The Internet resembled a high-tech sewer last week, as a number of Iqaluit
residents anonymously posted ugly anti-French comments on Nunanet's
Political Discussion Forum (PDF).

Why? The news that 12 years of hard work by the Association Francophone du
Nunavut has resulted in a commitment by the federal government to provide
$3.75 million towards the construction of a French first-language school
in Iqaluit.

It's too easy to dismiss the knee-jerk bigotry on the Nunanet forum as the
intemperate ravings of an unrepresentative minority: the sad fact is that
less extreme versions of the same mindset are in common currency around
town. Some people argue that better support for FAS kids is "more
important" than French-language education -- as if the two needs are
somehow in competition. Others argue that despite what the Charter of
Rights and Freedoms says about minority language rights, it's just "too
much money" for a small minority -- the same argument the Reform Party
uses to attack the creation of Nunavut.

A few points worth noting:

1) Iqaluit's francophone are a vibrant part of our community. Five hundred
or so people (kids included) operate a trilingual daycare, a trilingual
radio station and an active community center at which all are welcome. The
French-speaking population will continue to grow as Iqaluit becomes a
capital.

2) Last year's study by the Cornerstone Planning Group recommended that a
French first-language school be built in Iqaluit by 2001. That
recommendation was accepted by the Iqaluit District Education Authority.
Their chairperson, John Thomas, reiterated at Monday night's meeting that
it "definitely wants to see one built."

3) The AFN has never wanted a stand-alone French first-language school. In
fact, Heritage Canada's practice has been to provide funding only for
stand-alone French schools -- but the AFN talked them into making an
exception in this case. The AFN's preference is for a shared facility,
offering both French first-language and Inuktitut first-language programs
as well as strong second- and third-language instruction for all students.

Now it's up to the Iqaluit education authority to decide how, where and
when a French first-language school will be built. The Cornerstone
Planning Group also recommended that an elementary school be built in
Tundra Valley, and the AFN has proposed a shared facility there as an
inclusive, cost-effective option. A shared French-Inuktitut facility would
be a step forward for quality education for all kids in Iqaluit, no matter
which language or languages they speak.

If the IDEA rejects the francophone association's proposal, and insists
instead on a stand-alone French school, then French-speaking children
would be more -- not less -- isolated from the rest of the community. And
wouldn't the bigots on the PDF love that?

Iqaluit's francophones deserve recognition and appreciation -- not
condemnation or segregation -- for what they've accomplished.

Jack Hicks
Iqaluit


When I was working in Western PEI, the French school there received major renovations. People complained. "Why the bloody hell do those French get that school, when friggin' Billy has to go to the same friggin' school I friggin' did. Gary, takes me to the Legion, I needs a Schooner to gets over this."

Well, Gary's friend, the reason is that the French "school" in Western PEI was three portable classrooms joined together, without a gym or library. They got a school because they needed one. They also got more money by adding a community outreach centre. Now go have another drink and wait for lobster season to start so you can get off the pogey. Give me the keys. I mean it, give me those truck keys.

EDITOR'S ASIDE: Yes, I do know that I am an Uncle Tom Islander when I make fun of the intemperate people from the rural ends of the Island... but I've been doing it my whole life. The character of Gary's friend has been around for 15 years, and I'm not giving him up. He has never had a name, he just always asks Gary to take him to the friggin' Legion.

Same problem, different town. People shouldn't be mad when French students get their schools. They should use it as an example of what wonderful things can be accomplished with proper funding.

If people attack every project on the basis that it doesn't help them directly, then we all lose.

Or, like Bender from Futurama says, "That is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me."

Same fight, different towns.... somebody takes me to the friggin' Legion.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Jesusie

Having long hair and a beard, I've been called Jesusie -- Inuktitut for Jesus -- more than a few times....

This cartoon made me laugh.

Permafrost Destabilization

It isn't the fact that the permafrost is melting in Arctic Bay, resulting in the foundation of the school being in a mess...

Nope, melting would indicate some sort of infrastructure problem based around global warming that would just be too big and scary for everyone to deal with.

So the school isn't sinking, according to the Minister of Education, it is suffering from "permafrost destabilization".

I have some other suggested terms:

Not "poverty" rather "statistically verified financial deficits"
Not "violent crime" rather "trend demonstrated social activity"
Not "homeless" rather "temporary traditional lifestyle"
Not "election" rather "mandated performance review"

Not "ducking the question" rather "considering all the options before we table a detailed report addressing your queries, after consulting with all the stakeholders involved, to produce an inclusive document which will provide a full understanding of all the pertinant issues, while maintaining the high standards you have come to enjoy, and eventually blame the feds."

I wonder how that sounds in Inuktitut... look for it at a legislative assembly near you soon.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Sam M-fing Mitchell

Why I love Raptors head Coach Sam Mitchell:

"Injuries are part of sports, it happens," Mitchell said. "There's nothing you can do about it, so there's no point in wasting energy worrying about it. What am I going to do, beat the trainer up?"


Sam is the perfect coach for a young club trying to meet their potential, and hopefully is the guy to take them to the Finals, where they will lose to someone from the West.

My step-son calls him "the guy who never smiles" until he sees the Ford commercial, when he goes, "Look, he's smiling!" He also says "That's Chris Bosh" every time Bosh throws one down.

One of the best dressed coaches in the league, a smooth operator with the press, and an all around good guy. Perfect for hockey mad Toronto, Sam is a rock, and will not give the Toronto Sun any ammo to attack the Raps.

GO RAPTORS.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Planespotting Iqaluit

I have started a second blog, with a very specific purpose.

Planespotting Iqaluit

I have a curious mind and a window on the runway, I'm watching planes like people watch birds. It won't be half as entertaining as this, unless you are some kid of aviation buff, or are waiting to track the secret CIA planes we all know land here.

Keep an eye out on it, it may be good by the time I get some more photos.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

I should really read more office memos

Thanks to this guy, I have the day off on Monday... there was a memo back in December, I should read more of those:



Monday is Louis Riel day in Manitoba. Seeing as I work for an aboriginal network based in Winnipeg, it is a stat holiday for me. I'm still undecided about how to celebrate.

I celebrated MLK day by listening to Public Enemy, but there aren't many revolutionary Metis rap groups out there.

For the non-Canadian (see the sidebar) or the people who would fail Grade 10 history, here is the Wikipedia description of Riel:

Louis Riel (22 October 1844 - 16 November 1885) was a Canadian politician, a founder of the province of Manitoba, and leader of the Métis people of the Canadian prairies.[1] He led two resistance movements against the Canadian government and its first post-Confederation Prime Minister, Sir John A. Macdonald. Riel sought to preserve Métis rights and culture as their homelands in the Northwest came progressively under the Canadian sphere of influence. He is largely regarded as a Canadian folk hero today.


Sir John A MacDonald had him executed, and he was convicted by these guys, a jury of six English Protestants:




MacDonald, a notorious raging alcoholic, had this to say about the Metis leader Riel:

He shall hang though every dog in Quebec bark in his favour


Metis is basically part French, part aboriginal, a dangerous combination in MacDonald's white English Canada.

Louis Riel was hanged for treason on November 16, 1885.



HE may have thought he was the Metis Messiah, but I won't hold that against a guy, especially when he had all the right enemies and died for his beliefs. Thanks Louis, I'll be thinking about you on Monday.

Happy VD



Happy Valentines Day all. For our big Valentines Day night, we are going to continue to fill boxes becasue we move tomorrow.

I was asked by Inflatable Elvis is "filling boxes" was some sort of clever dirty word play.... alas, no... just filling boxes.