Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Who needs journalists



As usual, Bruce MacKinnon at the Chronicle-Herald nailed it.

The Daily News in Halifax has been shut down. Having been through -- a luckily very short -- an unplanned employment gap in the journalism field, I have a lot of empathy for those staffers fired.

So, MacKinnon did a classy cartoon to wave goodbye to his competition. Love the pig nose.

There go the lazy Sundays at my folks place, getting both Halifax papers and the Globe.... a death knell to the three paper Sunday.

And there go a good handful of the media jobs in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

Monday, February 11, 2008

The Maestro

Who is the man coming down your block
It's me you see with the funk in my walk




Ever get a day, when you are walking with the headphones on, and it seems like the music coming out of the speakers could be your own personal soundtrack? Well, today, I am The Masetro by The Beastie Boys.

'Cause I'm doin' just what I like to
Today is my day and I'm a get nice too


With the booming underneath (do do, da do do do do), bit of a strut on, my extra dark 70's era shades on.

You gotta keep movin' and you can't say nothing
I'm a keep bouncin' and bumpin' and struttin'
One thing you ought to know. . .
I am the maestro

(Speech)

The speech Mike D gives is perfect.

[Editor's Note: On the video, Ad-rock gives the HEY MOTHERFUCKER speech, but it sure sounds like Mike D on the album. Also, it is a Beastie song without MCA... what's up with that?]

YEAH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
I KNOW YOU ARE ASKING
HOW CAN THIS KID BE SO SKINNY
AND SOUND SO FAT
CAUSE I AM
THE MASETRO

Any speech that Mike D gives that starts with "HEY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS" is bound to go right.

I feel like Rufus Thomas the crown prince of dance
I'm Mike D. and I'm known for romance
I'm the crazy baldhead with the part on the side
And I'm riding down the block like I'm on a water slide


Walking down the street, crossing the road, listening to The Maestro. Things are going good, I got a bounce in my step.

'Cause it's the type of day I feel like pressing my luck
'Cause I got nothing to lose 'cause I don't give a fuck
See I'm a player I play don't play to win I play to show
I am the maestro!
(Routine, then speech)
Who is the man


Today is a good day. I'm set for most of the week workwise, we move into our new apartment on Friday, and I brought home surprise roses last night. I feel like the Maestro. Just turn the song on, walk like you are in the big reveal of the team scene in Team America World Police, and feel good yourself.

Check Your Head, severly underrated album.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Grassroots Journalism

When I worked in Western PEI, I used to have a column in our paper. While most previous reporters used the space called "Our Space" to comment on the hillarious nature of everyday life, I used it to throw firebombs at the government.

When my network asked for people to write a column for Grassroots News -- a weekly aboriginal journal out of Manitoba -- I jumped at the chance. Writing is like a muscle, and mine was getting flabby.

So, here it is. My column in Grassroots News. It was a pleasure to write, and the editor at Grassroots was a pleasure to deal with.

GRN: "Can you do one on global warming?"

KOTN: "It is really cold here today, maybe next time. I got this thing about housing I really want to use. I mention Mike Holmes..."

GRN: "Great, housing is a mess everywhere. Do it."

and I did:

Nunavut: housing nightmare
By Kent Driscoll
Grassroots News

If television handyman Mike Holmes could see what lies under the siding of Iqaluit’s infamous White Row housing project, he would have an aneurism. Like any aboriginal community in Canada, housing is at the top of the wants and needs list for local governments. In Nunavut, the problem is compounded. Living on the street is not a viable option when you live in the Arctic.

Over the summer, the White Row housing project in the middle of Iqaluit received a facelift. The long rows of townhouses—some of the oldest buildings still standing in Iqaluit—received a nice pastel covering. Locals still call it White Row, one of those unique Nunavut identifiers that make outsiders scratch their heads, like how no one uses the street names, our rigidly enforced lunch hour, or how people share cabs.

If Holmes—the handyman with the heart of gold—could see what is just below the surface, the response would be sudden and dramatic. I can just picture him looking at the rotting boards that form White Row, and making his usual suggestions about the morality of the contractors.

When the changes happened this summer, I asked some of the contractors working on White Row about the buildings. It was obvious even to an untrained eye; the boards underneath the siding were rotten.

They weren’t willing to go on the record with a journalist, but over a coffee they did say they wouldn’t move their own families into these buildings.

They likely wouldn’t have to. If these expatriate Newfoundlanders were to actually move to Iqaluit—instead of show up in the summer to work—they would be able to afford one of the new apartments near the airport.

Most of those units are rented out by private companies, in order to attract staff. If the wind is blowing right, you can hear the mournful lament of homesick Atlantic Canadians wafting through the air from Inuksagait Plaza. “Oh, the year was 1778…”

White Row is just the tip of the spear; Nunavut’s housing problems go much deeper and impact on every segment of northern society. Arctic Bay couldn’t get a much needed teacher earlier this year, because there was no housing unit for them to live in.

A report on homelessness—released earlier this year—paints a bleak picture; describing how women will sleep with a man to find a bed for the night. Others would turn to drugs and prostitution. The only homeless shelter for women in Iqaluit is for battered women, causing one woman to remark in the report that she was considering paying someone to beat her up, just to get a bed.

Just take a walk by Frobisher Bay in Iqaluit. Those little shacks that look like they are used for snowmobile storage are someone’s home.

Supplies for Nunavut homes were accidentally left on the dock in Montreal this year, meaning that the government had to fly those supplies into communities—at great expense—to get the nominal construction they had planned finished.

Those supplies were purchased with the $200 million offered by the federal government as a replacement for the Kelowna Accord. Kelowna was worth $5.1 billion, and wasn’t even close to a start for Nunavut’s housing problem. The current funding works out to one new building per community.

The Nunavut Housing Corporation says that $2 billion is needed in Nunavut alone just to get caught up to the demand for housing, over 3000 housing units are needed. Add in the youngest and fastest growing population in Canada, and housing is going to get worse before it gets better.

Nunavut’s Housing Minister was shuffled out of his position, just days before it became public knowledge that he was in court over defaulting on his mortgage. If a cabinet minister making over $100,000 a year can’t afford a home, what chance does the average Nunavummiut have?

I have heard local bureaucrats say that the top three issues in the territory are housing, housing and housing. Wonder why tuberculosis still has a grip on Nunavut residents? Overcrowded housing. Wonder why we have such an elevated rate of domestic assault? Overcrowded housing. Sexual abuse of children? Overcrowded housing provides the opportunity. Elder abuse? Overcrowded housing. Wonder why little Joanasie can’t pay attention in class? He lives with 10 other people in a small home and can’t sleep at night.

Kelowna wouldn’t have been the complete answer, but it would have been a start. If Mike Holmes ever makes his way to Nunavut, he will have to travel to Ottawa to confront the architects of this housing disaster.

Kent Driscoll is a reporter for APTN National News, and is based in Iqaluit, Nunavut.

Randy runs Yahoo

This from a CBC article about the Microsoft takeover of Yahoo:

Yang, who helped create Yahoo in 1994, didn't set a timetable for the Sunnyvale-based company's response, writing that the board "is going to take the time it needs to do it right."

Welcome to the Sunnyvale Trailer Park... home of Yahoo Inc.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

My father and I watched them shoot our dogs

I was in Cape Dorset last week for the QIA Truth Commission, and the first part of a three part series airs tonight (APTN NATIONAL NEWS 6:30 Eastern).

Some of the testimony is just heartwrenching. Imagine watching your protector/guide/family helper/transportation being shot in front of you, because you tied them up in the wrong place.

Some people loose their minds over a parking ticket... this is much worse.

I don't want to get into it too much here, because I do like to keep this blog light and trivial. I will describe my method though.

You won't hear me speak in this series. Not once. The people of Cape Dorset do a fine job of explaining themselves without me getting in the way... so I didn't. It is in Inuktitut with English subtitles for the Inuktitut impaired.

Monday, February 4, 2008

It's not right/what they'll take from an honest man

Here it comes


Brand new Grand Theft Bus, from their newest effort, "Made Upwards", the follow-up to their sophmore release "Flies in the no Fly":

www.myspace.com/grandtheftbus

I also hope OMA made it to the album. Comes out on April 1 on I-Tunes, I'll be buying it.

For those of you who don't know, GTB are from New Brunswick. They wear a wide variety of disguises and are known for their firm stance on the fur trade, and for their seemless choreography.

Here they are at The Shoreline FEstival, playing the errie Leader... enjoy the dress on Dennis:

Friday, February 1, 2008

I just flew back from Cape Dorset

and, boy, are my arms tired... Ahhhhh the classics.
Instead of telling you about all the important things I heard at the QIA Truth Commission, I will save those for APTN National News next week. This thing is for trivial matters.

So, with no further delay, a photo essay of me trapped in a hotel room in Cape Dorset, waiting for a plane to land, set to the tune of Climbing the Walls by They Might Be Giants. God Bless Kenn Borek air for not being jerks and showing up. The airline we were booked on decided to cancel the flight instead of delay for weather... cause, you know, why pay for gas twice if you have half a reason to cancel, you can save money.
I can't talk, I got to go
Don't call me back, I won't get the door
Got to focus on the job
'Cause I got a new job climbing the walls















I was grinding my teeth,
I was wasting my youth
And using up my teeth

Now I'm done chewing my nails
Hanging my head, chasing my tail
It got so bad I quit my job
Then I got a new job climbing the walls















Too much junk, too much junk
Can we please clear out this house?
In the trunk, in the trunk
And then we'll take it all to the dump





















Then we won't need the car
'Cause we'll stay where we are
And I'll have all this room
















I got tired of pacing the floor
Sick of it all,
I'm done with the floor
Walked away ever since I
got a new job climbing the walls









I was grinding my teeth,
I was wasting my youth
And using up my teeth
Now I'm done chewing my nails
Hanging my head, chasing my tail
It got so bad I quit my job
Then I got a new job climbing the walls
The deep end, the deep end
People talk a lot, but they don't know
They pretend, they pretend
They don't really know how deep it goes
Now I misunderstood,
Thought the wall was just good
For staring blankly at
I got tired of pacing the floor
Sick of it all, I'm done with the floor
Walked away ever since I
got a new job climbing the walls
Now I'm done chewing my nails
Hanging my head, chasing my tail
It got so bad I quit my job
Then I got a new job climbing the walls
Got a new job climbing the walls
Got a new job climbing the walls